Here's crew at Guernsey Prizegiving demonstrating the ancient art of using a short Frenchman as a coffee table.
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Fingers also took the opportunity to nip below and pinch the anchor...
The wind picked up near Jersey, which was fun, but by the time it did, White Rabbit had already finished.
Here's Chilly Snr looking deliberately nonchalant whilst flying the spinnaker, to impress the sailors.
And here is the ship itself, Guernsey is its 'affiliated port' so it shows up here a fair bit. Call me old fashioned but I prefer my destroyers to be a bit more impressive: it only has one piddly little gun, looks like it is made out of tonka toy boats and has a silly bobble hat on. Ridiculous.
Blue Jade Blog:“So, let me get this straight - we sailed to Carteret to race straight back to
Chilly Snr: “Yup”
“Did they feed all 800 of us that nice rotisserie chicken and chips, lots of wine and calvados and sing that loud sailing song”
“Yup – and a Russian marching band”
“A Russian marching band?”
“Yup”
“OK – then what”
“Then we raced to
“Any race highlights?”
“Charlie puked on a dolphin”
“Oh poor thing”
“Yeah – the dolphin was none too happy either”
“OK – then what?”
“Then we raced from
“Wow – great result !”
“Yup – hard work but a great team effort and nice paella at midnight as a reward”
“Race highlights?”
“Singing the theme from Dambusters, complete with goggles actions as the RAF boat ‘attempted ‘ to pass us”
“Great – then what?”
“Then we raced from Granville to
“Good result ! - Race highlights?”
“Gusts to 29 knots with the No 1 up – Mick trawling with the spinnaker – finding Blue Jade in the middle of Jersey harbour at midnight with a random Frenchman steering – just the usual really”
“ Hmmm – I see – then what”
“Race cancelled so a casual relaxed cruise to Dielette, chicken chute up 10.9 knots surfing – yeehah…..”
“Good party in Dielette I hear?”
“Oh yes”
“Any details?”
“No”
“Oh go on"
“ Well I could relate Spike stealing a 6ft flag on a pole and getting collared, or hoisting flowers up the committee boat masts, or the French kid with the bowel problem or the…….”
“Yes, yes – we get the picture – then what”
“Bailed out back to Guernsey due to a bad weather forecast – as we missed a race dropped to 9th place overall”
“Any new boat names this year?”
“Forward aka fwd aka Fair Weather Dave, Phil as in Phil the Dishwasher (courtesy of Ron’s exploits on Liana), Findus aka Mick following his trawling exploits (Findus the fisherman), and the all time crew favourite - Little Chief Pukes on Dolphins”
“Do it again?”
“Oh – yes”
